A truly rare second post in 24 hours but I have an urgent picture to share. I will post it while Jeff Goldblum tells us that "Life will find a way" in Jurassic Park, at the moment playing on my television. Goddamn you Ian, you are all too right.

Anyway, I came across this on a forum I participate in. I thought it was incredible.

link

Put a (historical) donk on it

The 1932nd Psalm

Hoover is my shepherd, I am in want
he maketh me to lie down on park benches
he leadeth me by still factories
He restoreth my doubt in the
Republican Party.
He guided me in the path of the
Unemployed for his party's sake,
Yea, though I walk through the alley of soup kitchens,
I am hungry.
I do not fear evil, for thou art against me;
Thy Cabinet and thy Senate, they do no discomfort
me;
Thou didst prepare a reduction in my wages;
In the presence of my creditors thou anointed my
income with taxes,
So my expense overruneth my income.
Surely poverty and hard times will follow me
And I shall dwell in a rented house forever.
Amen.

-E.J. Sullivan

Then and now.